Friday, October 21, 2005

Boob Tube

The Hammer has news for you, Mrs. Hitlery Clintoon! While you may think it's pretty hi-damn-larious to leave some Soap-On-A-Rope and a big ol' tub of Vaseline on my doorstep, and go hide in the hydrangeas (though from what I hear, you sure don't mind squattin' down with your face buried in some bush!), The Hammer don't go down like that.

I don't know how they play it on your side of the aisle, but if this Majority Leader enjoys some long-term federally-funded hospitality, he's gonna be the one packing the feeding tube all the other prags are sucking off!