tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180999652011-12-13T22:59:27.721-05:00The Hammer ain't goin' down like that.Tom DeLayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02241790258994510975noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18099965.post-1129916308326074972005-10-21T12:53:00.000-04:002005-10-21T14:50:20.880-04:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">The Hammer has news for you, Mrs. Hitlery Clintoon! While you may think it's pretty hi-damn-larious to leave some Soap-On-A-Rope and a big ol' tub of Vaseline on my doorstep, and go hide in the hydrangeas (though from what I hear, you sure don't mind squattin' down with your face buried in some bush!), The Hammer don't go down like that.<br /><br />I don't know how they play it on your side of the aisle, but if this Majority Leader enjoys some long-term federally-funded hospitality, he's gonna be the one packing the feeding tube all the other prags are sucking off!<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18099965-112991630832607497?l=hammer-down.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tom DeLayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02241790258994510975noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18099965.post-1129847524057474832005-10-20T18:25:00.000-04:002005-10-21T13:39:24.850-04:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">By the way, tough titties, <a href="http://www.ilovekarlrove.com/">Turd Blossom</a>! Fristy's already called dibs on us being bunkmates, so's if you're gonna be joining us down at the ol' Graybar Hotel, might I suggest you (A.) get on the horn with your pal Scooter, and (B.) holler shotgun for the top bunk. From what I hear, Scoots is a "leaker" in more ways than one!<br /><br />Smell ya!<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18099965-112984752405747483?l=hammer-down.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tom DeLayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02241790258994510975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18099965.post-1129845461054664542005-10-20T17:53:00.000-04:002005-10-20T18:06:40.103-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/667/1763/1600/tomdelay_mug.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/667/1763/320/tomdelay_mug.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/10/20/Delay.booking/index.html"><span style="font-size:100%;">Smiling DeLay turns himself in for booking</span></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br />'Course I flashed 'em my pearly-ass whites. Arrested or not, ain't no one gonna make a tool out of The Hammer!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18099965-112984546105466454?l=hammer-down.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tom DeLayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02241790258994510975noreply@blogger.com1